Another awards season has come and gone.  Trophies were handed out.  Speeches were made.  Tributes paid.  And had it not been for that little (aka monstrous) Best Picture incident with octogenarian Bonnie and Clyde, this would have been an Oscar ceremony like any other.  But since most of us probably haven’t seen any of the […]

After watching the Green Bay Packers save me from a week of boyfriend-sulking with a victory in the NFC Wild Card game, I clicked over to the Golden Globes just in time to see a tipsy Goldie Hawn trying to read a teleprompter sans glasses.  Ah, the Globes, the only award show where the nominations […]

Last night was the 73rd Golden Globe Awards.  I didn’t host my usual Red Carpet liveblog because I was making a statement about celebrity in the age of social media and how it’s causing America’s youth to overvalue fame and worship the famous. Just kidding. There was no liveblog because I forgot that the Golden […]

In the early minutes of the Oscar Red Carpet, viewers are aflutter.  Who are you excited for? Who do you most want to see? We envision our favorites–Zoe, Emma, Lupita, Cate–in stunning, otherworldly creations.  There is so much hope, so much promise, the feeling that fashion glory will arrive in the next chauffeured town car. But […]

Sunday at 2:30PM Pacific (5:30 Eastern) I’ll be hosting a liveblog of the Academy Awards red carpet.  All are welcome.  We drink champagne, talk about celebrity fashion choices, and mock Ryan Seacrest.  Click Here to join us on Sunday.

Welcome back! The New Year is here, winter break is over, and awards season is upon us.  The glitz, the glamour, the gowns…the drunken acceptance speeches.  The ballroom was full of commotion, champagne, and the air smelled vaguely of sweat and self-tanner (seriously, John Boehner would’ve felt right at home). This year, we learned that […]

Last night, millions of Americans sat through stale joke after stale joke to see the Billy Crystal tribute to Robin Williams and then promptly changed the channel to something actually worth watching.  I did learn a few things from the Emmy’s, however. I learned that if you want your show to win lots of awards, […]

The trends on last night’s Oscar red carpet were nude-colored dresses with embellishments, dresses with deep necklines and large, drop earrings.  Finger waves and sideswept locks were the hairstyles of choice, even in the drizzly conditions. While there were some lovely choices on the red carpet, most of the gowns failed to inspire.  Charlize Theron looked […]

What is there to say about this year’s red carpet except: what.a.snoozefest.  Lackluster gowns, no shows from A-list celebrities, rain that crushed every hairdo and turned every T-zone shiny.  I was so bored that no amount of Prosecco could boost my interest.  But mostly, I just wanted to shove a sock in Ryan Seacrest’s mouth…so, […]