A reader forwarded me this photo. When I opened the attachment, my screams could be heard for miles. What.the.hell.are.these?
Made by a company called Irregular Choice, these “summer boots” are definitely irregular. Disgustingly irregular. I’d love to do an in-depth analysis of their hideousness, but I can’t decide where to begin. Do I start with the platform wedge, wooden clog combo or the tapestry straight jacket shaft? And…I’ve gone cross-eyed.
Easily the second most horrible shoe that I have ever seen. Because the animal hoof-revolver high heels will never be dethroned.