Faux Pas: The Last Seduction

Sometimes, I get the feeling that someone is watching me.  Maybe it’s paranoia.  Maybe it’s an overabundance of caution.  Or maybe they really are spying on me, waiting for the opportunity to lure me over to the dark side with irresistible temptations.  How else do you explain these?

Well played, Uggs.  Well played.

But if -13 degree temperatures hasn’t led me into your cozy shearling clutches, you’re not going to seduce me with a few hundred cheap sequins.  My resolve cannot be broken.

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  1. Kate says:

    Keep strong!

    November 24, 2010/Reply
  2. A says:

    Hahahah so funny!

    November 24, 2010/Reply
  3. Meg says:

    Hahaha. I'll admit, I own a pair. But I wear them in the house and when driving ONLY, switching to respectable shoes before I get out of the car.

    November 24, 2010/Reply
  4. EAC says:

    Oprah just gave out a bunch of these on her “favorite things” show. Why Oprah, Why?

    November 24, 2010/Reply
  5. Katie says:

    EAC: I was thinking the same thing. It was a moment of self-doubt. “Well, if they're one of Oprah's favorite things…” Fortunately I haven't been distracted by the sparkle yet. Hold strong!

    November 25, 2010/Reply
  6. DeVon says:

    Stay strong, don't give into the lure of the Uggs! ­čÖé

    November 26, 2010/Reply