Happy Hour: Mi Vida Loko
Nov 19, 2010
What? Sure, getting Lok’ed in the parking lot behind the Rayburn Building isn’t as classy as seductively sipping a dirty vodka martini at George, but sometimes a drink that contains as many calories as two Big Macs is just what a girl needs to quench her thirst.
Forget the fact that it tastes like someone melted down a jolly rancher and tossed it into a cocktail shaker with some grain alcohol and a dash of battery acid. This is America’s most controversial beverage, it must be awesome to warrant all this attention! After all, the government only bans the good stuff, am I right?
And what should you wear while you are celebrating the final days of Four Loko mania?
Divine Rights Denim Tube Dress (Forever21, $28)
Why a denim tube dress with a full length zipper, of course! Or if you’re drinking it in Washington state, a prison jumpsuit.
Funny. Very very funny. What hose would you style this with. Black? Ripped fish nets? And a bootie, preferably white, in poor condition and from the 80s. And not in an ironic way.
Funny. Very very funny. What hose would you style this with. Black? Ripped fish nets? And a bootie, preferably white, in poor condition and from the 80s. And not in an ironic way.
Best Friday Happy Hour post ever : ) LOVE your sense of humor!
I appreciate your homage to the college student.
Bwahaha!
I wish there were funny instead of just nasty. Sorry.
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Oh my gosh! That denim tube dress is adorable! Fab zipper – can't wait to pick one up!
I agree with E.
Funny. Very very funny. What hose would you style this with. Black? Ripped fish nets? And a bootie, preferably white, in poor condition and from the 80s. And not in an ironic way.
OMG! Funny as hell!
Hahaha awesome
some really, extra big hoop earrings would top this off nicely.