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Happy Hour: Mi Vida Loko

 

What? Sure, getting Lok’ed in the parking lot behind the Rayburn Building isn’t as classy as seductively sipping a dirty vodka martini at George, but sometimes a drink that contains as many calories as two Big Macs is just what a girl needs to quench her thirst.  

Forget the fact that it tastes like someone melted down a jolly rancher and tossed it into a cocktail shaker with some grain alcohol and a dash of battery acid.  This is America’s most controversial beverage, it must be awesome to warrant all this attention!  After all, the government only bans the good stuff, am I right?

And what should you wear while you are celebrating the final days of Four Loko mania?

Divine Rights Denim Tube Dress (Forever21, $28)

Why a denim tube dress with a full length zipper, of course! Or if you’re drinking it in Washington state, a prison jumpsuit. 

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  1. threeboysindc says:

    Funny. Very very funny. What hose would you style this with. Black? Ripped fish nets? And a bootie, preferably white, in poor condition and from the 80s. And not in an ironic way.

    November 30, -0001/Reply
  2. threeboysindc says:

    Funny. Very very funny. What hose would you style this with. Black? Ripped fish nets? And a bootie, preferably white, in poor condition and from the 80s. And not in an ironic way.

    November 30, -0001/Reply
  3. Meg says:

    Best Friday Happy Hour post ever : ) LOVE your sense of humor!

    November 19, 2010/Reply
  4. E says:

    I appreciate your homage to the college student.

    November 19, 2010/Reply
  5. Anonymous says:

    Bwahaha!

    November 19, 2010/Reply
  6. Suburban Sweetheart says:

    I wish there were funny instead of just nasty. Sorry.

    November 19, 2010/Reply
  7. Lou says:

    <gobsmacked>

    November 19, 2010/Reply
  8. o-em-gee! says:

    Oh my gosh! That denim tube dress is adorable! Fab zipper – can't wait to pick one up!

    November 19, 2010/Reply
  9. Katya says:

    I agree with E.

    November 19, 2010/Reply
  10. threeboysindc says:

    Funny. Very very funny. What hose would you style this with. Black? Ripped fish nets? And a bootie, preferably white, in poor condition and from the 80s. And not in an ironic way.

    November 20, 2010/Reply
  11. AS says:

    OMG! Funny as hell!

    November 20, 2010/Reply
  12. Allison says:

    Hahaha awesome

    November 20, 2010/Reply
  13. pqresident says:

    some really, extra big hoop earrings would top this off nicely.

    November 23, 2010/Reply