What? Sure, getting Lok’ed in the parking lot behind the Rayburn Building isn’t as classy as seductively sipping a dirty vodka martini at George, but sometimes a drink that contains as many calories as two Big Macs is just what a girl needs to quench her thirst.
Forget the fact that it tastes like someone melted down a jolly rancher and tossed it into a cocktail shaker with some grain alcohol and a dash of battery acid. This is America’s most controversial beverage, it must be awesome to warrant all this attention! After all, the government only bans the good stuff, am I right?
And what should you wear while you are celebrating the final days of Four Loko mania?
Why a denim tube dress with a full length zipper, of course! Or if you’re drinking it in Washington state, a prison jumpsuit.