I was thinking about buying this dress on eBay, so I started my customary pre-purchase Blackberry chat with Miss M.
Belle: Is it totally wrong that I love this dress?
Miss M: Well, it’s very different for you.
Belle: So you don’t like it?
Miss M: The way I see it, it’s like the Catholic Church’s policy toward gay parishioners. You may have the feelings but we’ll ignore that if you promise not to act on those feelings. So, you can like the butterfly outfit, but you’re forbidden to purchase it or wear it. Ever.
Belle: Well, I guess I’ll be deleting it from the eBay list.
*Before some of you freak out, know that Miss M is a practicing Catholic who believes that people have the right to love whomever they choose. She was simply making a political/religious analogy to make sure that I understood the seriousness of the wrath that she would rain down upon me if I bought this dress.