Boyfriend goes out of town. Boyfriend comes home with a severe case of seasonal allergies. 12-hours later girlfriend gets a fever, sore throat, runny nose, and cough. Girlfriend realizes that boyfriend’s “allergies” are the flu.
Boyfriend, of course, is mostly better 24-hours later. Girlfriend is mainlining Theraflu from her sick bed. Girlfriend considers taking out a hit on boyfriend if he ever utters the phrase “I never get sick” again.
There may be posts today. We’ll see how I feel when I wake up. If I wake up. I took a lot of NyQuil.