Uggs are the disease. CHS is the cure. But it doesn’t have to go that far.
You too can stop the spread of shearling. Fight back with Uggcitrin.*
*Uggcitrin may cause you to become more fashionable and less frumpy. It may also cause your husband/fiance/boyfriend/girlfriend to become more amorous when you enter a room. And in rare cases it causes a noticeable rise in stylishness which may be dangerous to companies who sell shearling, velour track suits, dishwasher safe footwear or paisley printed tote bags.
These statements have not been endorsed by the CFDA.