Friend: What’s a snood?
Belle: A computer game that demolishes the productivity and work ethic of college freshman, like brickbreaker does to Capitol Hill staffers.
Friend: No, not Snood. A snood.
Belle: Oh, it’s another name for an infinity scarf. I guess retailers decided that snood was a more attractive name for their product. I’d love to have been a fly on the wall in that focus group.