The 62nd Emmy's: Belle's Worst Dressed
Aug 30, 2010
I always like to hear the bad news first because I hate to ruin the afterglow of the good news. Thus, this year we’ll be talking about the Academy members who showed up to last night’s Emmy Awards looking less than stellar (and that’s being charitable) first.
Any time Kate Gosellin shows up on a red carpet, she will be at the top of my Worst Dressed list. That is a promise and a public service. It helps that she always looks like an aging prom queen who got lost on the way to the 30th Class Reunion.
Here’s hoping that her 15 minutes are almost up.
Don’t blame the stylist. This is January Jones’ way of preparing for her next role: Little Bo Peep in Space. I would also have accepted winner of the “Make a Dress from Solo Cups” contest.
Rita Wilson would like you to know that no chandeliers were hurt in the making of this outfit, but why she felt the need to wear a macramé poncho made of crystals is anyone’s guess. And just when you think it can’t get any worse, you see the shoes.
Thank God, I’ve been drinking since breakfast. Bless you champagne brunch.
Mindy Kaling looks like Wednesday Adams on her way to the prom. But even if you can get past the dress, what do you say about the hair? Do you hope that the mushroom-like growth emanating from her head is her idea of a joke? After all, she is a comedy writer.
But if that’s the case, then…
What is Naya Rivera’s excuse? Maybe she’s taking her breakup with Mark Salling extra hard?
Either way, a girl this gorgeous with a body this banging does not need to try so hard.
If she hadn’t been standing next to John Krasinski, I would never have believed that this boring gown belonged to Emily Blunt. What would Miranda Priestly say about this tired sartorial selection? Something backbiting and witty, no doubt.
Wanda Sykes in a liquid sequin column gown. Something about this just doesn’t work. On a related note, supportive undergarments are very important.
On a final note, Anna Paquin should have made this list. But given that my beloved Alexander McQueen is no longer with us, I simply don’t feel right mocking his design on the Interwebs. If I did, I would say that Paquin looked like a cross between Liberace and Queen Nefertiti.
Who was your worst dressed?