If You See Something, Say Something
May 11, 2010
Walking home last night, I spotted these in the window of a souvenir shop near my apartment. Two things:
1) Only tourists should ever be seen wearing Crocs. Not that it’s okay for anyone to wear Crocs, but the bar is already set so low for the turistas that I can’t even be bothered to judge them anymore.
2)They’re on to me.
Well played, Crocs, well played. But I remain undaunted in my quest. Your Croslite footwear will never get me or my fellow PQ residents. So you can send your goons to stand on my corner and intimidate me, but I will defend this house.