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Faux Pas: The Shapeshifter

 

Photo from BryanBoy.com

Crocs wearers, now your bag can finally match your shoes!  Our beloved *cough* Crocs have morphed into a lovely, all-purpose, weather-proof tote that is just perfect for every occasion.  And with those convenient holes in the bottom and sides, I will finally be able to…um, I’m not sure what those are for, but I’m sure that they will come in handy.  The Lubber bag will certainly be the It Bag on the beaches of Maryland and Delaware this summer.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to crawl under my cubicle and cry for a little while.  Goodness knows what those things will morph into next.

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    13 comments

  1. Ms. B says:

    Laughing to the point of teary!

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  2. Jill says:

    Oh, my. A bag that can be hosed off.

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  3. KLo says:

    Not sure if I’d even find this useful at the barn…

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  4. Laura says:

    Words fail me.

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  5. dcm58 says:

    Oh.
    dear.
    god.
    everyone is right. There are no words. At least it will give me something new to gawk at on the beach? ugh.

    The last few posts have kept me in stitches — a great break to my otherwise mindnumbing day! Thank you, Belle.

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  6. MAB in VA says:

    Wow! You’re right — there are no words. They’re hideous!

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  7. cjr says:

    literally gasped in horror at the sight of these.

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  8. MAA says:

    You can’t have the purse without the matching cell phone holder.

    https://www.crocs.com/Crocs-O%27-Dial-Phone-Holder-Fuchsia/Purple/3600001-00006-0001,default,pd.html?cid=&cgid=jibbitz-accessories

    Eek.

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  9. Reg says:

    This has to be for gardening tools…ugh

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  10. Jessica says:

    The only thing that could possibly be an appropriate use of this would be to give to the kids to collect seashells in! Ugh!

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  11. Natalie Keshlear says:

    Shut…up. This is a joke right…?

    March 29, 2010/Reply
  12. Anna says:

    The latest issue of Real Simple features instructions on how to turn your Crocs into a colorful hanging planter! And your Uggs into a pot holder! Oh joy!

    https://www.realsimple.com/home-organizing/new-uses-for-old-things/new-uses-new-things-00000000032259/index.html

    March 31, 2010/Reply
  13. arlingtonian6 says:

    Oh gosh, don’t you people know anything? Those holes are so the stuff in your bag can breathe. Sheesh.

    April 9, 2010/Reply